if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
Fifty shades of bread
more than 50 ^
The 81 shades of bread
its actually 90
(Source: thingsorganizedneatly)
tastes like
free healthcare
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tastes like
FREEDOM
tastes like moose
tastes like
leprechauns
Taste’s like you
only sweeter
IM SCREAMING HELP
(Source: love-myfood)
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
will there be hot guys in hell?
Go to your room.
only if I can bring him with me









